The Nation of Detroxia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Detroix with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.459 billion Detroxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroix City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Detroxian economy, worth 936 trillion Myraniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,068 Myraniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, tourists call Detroxian beach towns "the fine coastline", and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detroxia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Detroxia is ranked 19,016^th in the world and 355^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,446.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.