The GUNDUMZIAN Protectorate of Draconic Aiur is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Calis Megarson with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 16.663 billion Draconic Aiurians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Log Horizon. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconic Aiurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,143 trillion Keshian coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,638 Keshian coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime is totally unknown. Draconic Aiur's national animal is the Fantus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Draconic Aiur is ranked 35,269^th in the world and 23^rd in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.85 law-abiding acts per hour.