The Lowest Crime Rates in Hell
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Hell is ranked 10,373rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All your planets are belong to us!” | |
| 2. |  The World of Sathan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Hail Satan” | |
| 3. |  The Anti-Harry Potter Prison of Eta Carinae | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Anyone caught with Harry Potter will be EXECUTED!” | |
| 4. |  The Diabolical Imperium of Gehenna Primus | Corporate Police State | “In Avarice, Success; In Wrath, Might; In Pride, Power” | |
| 5. |  The Calm Nation of Morbus | Democratic Socialists | “It's not the end yet” | |
| 6. |  The Terrifying Abyssal Presence of Premedite | Iron Fist Consumerists | “♫♫♫♫♫♫” | |
| 7. |  The New Coalition of Austin Setzer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All good shall rise, all evil shall fall” | |
| 8. |  The Divine Empress of New New Atlantis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The weak must suffer so that the strong may thrive.” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Boolaroo | Father Knows Best State | “The tyranny of absolutes must go!” | |
| 10. |  The Ⓐⓤⓣⓞⓝⓞⓜⓞⓤⓢ Ⓐⓖⓡⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓔⓢ of Baldwin Park | Left-Leaning College State | “The people are the heroes now!” |
