The Ruins and Desert of Donelant Holorendal is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by some person in the village with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, devout population of 7.681 billion Donelant Holorendalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a village in the desert. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The very strong Donelant Holorendalian economy, worth 423 trillion sands a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,169 sands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Donelant Holorendal's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Donelant Holorendal is ranked 42,080^th in the world and 1^st in Lorania for Most Beautiful Environments, with 731.53 pounds of wildlife per square mile.