The Cotillion Obsessed Republic of Depraved Debutantes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 43.665 billion Depraved Debutantesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greek Freak City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Depraved Debutantesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,668 trillion vermillions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,709 vermillions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 831,941 per year while the poor average 14,384, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is a problem. Depraved Debutantes's national animal is the nympomaniac, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Daoism.

Depraved Debutantes is ranked 274,280^th in the world and 3,565^th in the West Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.