The Kingdom of Denadamelada is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Rudolf ||| with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.23 billion Denadameladas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The great Victoria-city. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Denadameladan economy, worth 742 trillion Denergins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,945 Denergins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, King Rudolf ||| has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denadamelada's national animal is the dove of peace, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sleep.

Denadamelada is ranked 115,306^th in the world and 179^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Safest, scoring 76.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.