The Rebirth of Bombooda is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.44 billion Bomboodans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Public Transport are ignored. The average income tax rate is 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bomboodan economy, worth 359 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,574 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Bombooda's national animal is the orange gator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bombooda is ranked 147,645^th in the world and 199^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.4 kickbacks per hour.