Population | 2.395 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | George McGovern |
Faith | Conservative Christianity |
Currency | United States Dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Mercenaries of Dear Old Uncle Sam is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by George McGovern with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.395 billion Yankees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Yankee economy, worth 529 trillion United States Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,161 United States Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 848,702 per year while the poor average 39,733, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.
Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dear Old Uncle Sam's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Conservative Christianity.
Dear Old Uncle Sam is ranked 292,199th in the world and 276th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Nicest Citizens, with 0.15 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dear Old Uncle Sam, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Dear Old Uncle Sam voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Dear Old Uncle Sam voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Following new legislation in Dear Old Uncle Sam, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
- : Following new legislation in Dear Old Uncle Sam, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Dear Old Uncle Sam, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
- : Following new legislation in Dear Old Uncle Sam, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Dear Old Uncle Sam, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
- : Following new legislation in Dear Old Uncle Sam, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Yankees any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Dear Old Uncle Sam, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » Aserlandia, New Zora, Rusozak, Ribonia, Socialist Xlyvania, Chaimono, The CAts21347 empire, The Holy See of Ampur, ErusiaErasia, China Beiyang Goverment, Denadamelada, Republic Of Turmis, Of the StevenBorgs, NewMalayan, Gothlandia, Moribundustan, Hasaeng, Yetrasia, Girolamo, Nulkia, Rozazalia, Reuslands, Hekp, 3 Dimensions, Turmatt, Balakosa, Bombooda, Miternow, and Altazaro.