The Kingdom of Dalliser is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ronan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.851 billion Dalliserians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stervile. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalliserian economy, worth 665 trillion Dalliserian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,687 Dalliserian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Stervile to enjoy their national art, the government is avowedly secular, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and visiting the best Dalliserian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is totally unknown. Dalliser's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Dalliser is ranked 18,766^th in the world and 240^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.76 law-abiding acts per hour.