The Republic of Dagoniyuh is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Banh Mi with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 1.145 billion Dagoniyuhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandwich City. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dagoniyuhian economy, worth 68.0 trillion Dagoniyuhian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,354 Dagoniyuhian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagoniyuh's national animal is the Hot Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dagoniyuh is ranked 184,036^th in the world and 936^th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.