The Empire of Crinadia is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.791 billion Crinadians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turananto. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Crinadian economy, worth a remarkable 6,273 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 424,146 credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime is totally unknown. Crinadia's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Crinadia is ranked 5,599th in the world and 18th in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 212.59 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Crinadia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
- : Crinadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Inclusive, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Crinadia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Crinadia, loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest.
- : Following new legislation in Crinadia, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Crinadia, one can wake up in Crinadia and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Crinadia, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Crinadia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Crinadia, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Crinadia, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
