Population | 3.227 billion |
Capital | Leadertown |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | kangaroo |
The United Socialist States of Wemble is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.227 billion Wembleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leadertown. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Wemblean economy, worth 272 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,347 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, being dead no longer has any benefits, a passport is literally priceless, and one complaint of Wemble's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wemble's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Wemble is ranked 84,569th in the world and 1,743rd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 95.06 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wemble was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Wemble was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Following new legislation in Wemble, one complaint of Wemble's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
- : Wemble was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Wemble was endorsed by The Free Land of Springwalla.
- : Wemble was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Following new legislation in Wemble, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Wemble was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Wemble was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Inclusive.
- : Wemble was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 101 » Valles Stellarum, Saciu, Altnavia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Wehraboos, Beblahbleblo, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, Bawkie, Galactya, Great Lothian, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Eleuthelrium, Farengeto, Bonobiana, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Sgaana, Ebonhand, PenguinPies, Holy Free, Chernaya Zvezda, West Pastafaria, Tsunamy, Sporaltryus, Khnomania, Venezia Pacifica, North Pernambuco, Curlyhoward, Arlandias, Froshar, Pepoland, The Haughtherlands, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Doundaly, Estival, Hacrela, Yugarritia, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Tanyaland, Empire of Pekoland, Asarana, Morian, and 51 others.Kaoia, Marnrio, Kringalia, Amerion, Gonthavnor, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Lilli Lands, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Eastern Doncaster, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Skaladoria, Lupusterra, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, BEEstreetz, Mardunia, Great Scapula, Albend, 7 Trees, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, Corthsri, Springwalla, Janoi Donacen, The Lombard League, and Dante-topia.