The Final Bastion of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.79 billion Gendirtors are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 8,615 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 347,546 fossilized bee heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ has won three lotteries in a row, Gendirtian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, Harry Potter books are banned, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 27,910^th in the world and 905^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,666.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.