The Armed republic of Cloob gau tibe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by tribe leader ollga with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.038 billion members enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of da brrrrrrrrrt place. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cloob gau tibean economy, worth 315 trillion ammonitions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,853 ammonitions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Cloob gau tibe after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how tribe leader ollga is spelt now, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloob gau tibe's national animal is the Water, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gauism.

Cloob gau tibe is ranked 285,463^rd in the world and 176^th in Lands End for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.