The Republic of Cknacia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felipe S with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.222 billion Cknacians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cknacia City. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cknacian economy, worth 195 trillion Ckeuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 87,966 Ckeuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, Cknacian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cknacia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.

Cknacia is ranked 35,202^nd in the world and 11^th in Union of Allied States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.02 law-abiding acts per hour.