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Most Influential: 3,594thBest Weather: 9,615thMost Pacifist: 10,112th
The United Kingdoms of of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
In Everyone We Believe, And No One We Shall Judge.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Porthau

Population2.629 billion

CapitalLucarowni
LeaderMir
FaithHelanism

CurrencyPortlar
AnimalAmerican Crow

The United Kingdoms of of Porthau is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mir with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 2.629 billion Porthauanese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucarowni. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Porthauan economy, worth 247 trillion Portlars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 94,210 Portlars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Mir got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porthau's national animal is the American Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Helanism.

Porthau is ranked 262,451st in the world and 32nd in Union of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 14.28736585608 days.

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Most Influential: 3,594thBest Weather: 9,615thMost Pacifist: 10,112thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,690thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,291stSafest: 12,561stMost Inclusive: 12,946thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,637thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,441stHighest Food Quality: 15,697thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,742ndNicest Citizens: 15,897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,269thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,158thHealthiest Citizens: 21,754thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,384thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29,287th
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, "Mir got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, Porthauan tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, news headlines suggest that Mir has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Following new legislation in Porthau, political detractors refer to Mir as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Eco-Paris Reformation, Delmarva and Cape May, Cknacia, and Revengi.

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