Population | 2.629 billion |
Capital | Lucarowni |
Leader | Mir |
Faith | Helanism |
Currency | Portlar |
Animal | American Crow |
The United Kingdoms of of Porthau is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mir with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 2.629 billion Porthauanese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucarowni. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Porthauan economy, worth 247 trillion Portlars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 94,210 Portlars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
"Mir got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porthau's national animal is the American Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Helanism.
Porthau is ranked 262,451st in the world and 32nd in Union of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 14.28736585608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, "Mir got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, Porthauan tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, news headlines suggest that Mir has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
- : Following new legislation in Porthau, political detractors refer to Mir as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Eco-Paris Reformation, Delmarva and Cape May, Cknacia, and Revengi.