Population | 4.467 billion |
Capital | Landsbruck |
Leader | Ortfiné Finé Fredericka von Eylstadt |
Faith | Izetta |
Currency | Jin |
Animal | Eagle |
The Democratic Republic of Eylstadt Izetta is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ortfiné Finé Fredericka von Eylstadt with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.467 billion Eylstadt Izettans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landsbruck. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eylstadt Izettan economy, worth 598 trillion Jins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,084 Jins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eylstadt Izetta's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Izetta.
Eylstadt Izetta is ranked 110,503rd in the world and 2,455th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,264.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Federation of Gragadoia.
- : Eylstadt Izetta voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Arucaria.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Nationeer.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Serene Atrythonic Kingdom of Atrito.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 88 » Neptunian Military Administration, Davidianian, Corfad, Tugupaw, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Francois Isidore, Tessurum, PwRepublic, Jeltronian WA Mission, The New Oceanic States, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Republiqueducroissant, Pallaith, Aerilia, CzechoSaxony, PlanetMercury, Ereena, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Loutsland, United Kahndaq, Castle In Confidence, Kainin, Oannia, New Lakemba, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Eralan, Bagojo, Laurendon, Bodhisva, Marlducro, Halsoni, Kranostav, Germanic Cat, Bedsonya, Rex Republic, Texaska, Zelenaya Dolina, Pribaltic Union, Armonker, Zandos, Dreadton, United Orange Valley States, Aoncarpa, Kwaj, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Arostica, Russila, and 38 others.North Bratislava, Laforeia, New Cordyceps, CyberEgypt, PotatoFarmers, United States of Rhodes, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Zerentopia, Khoik, Ishtimbine, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Tragesch Firwat, Esperonia, The Resoland, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Chipoli, Simone Republic, Darkanistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, Deliber, Bhadeshistan, Stal Valley, Wolffoxia, South Parter, Siwale, Hikki, Mystiquelle, Atrito, Nationeer, Sechiole, Arucaria, Nouvel Empire, Gragadoia, and Vendonesam.