The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 2.777 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 305 trillion helenówkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,901 helenówkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 63,546^th in the world and 1,415^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,661.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.