The Republic of Chicken Burger is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.461 billion Chicken Burgerians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chicken Burgerian economy, worth 37.4 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,580 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Burger's national animal is the penguin.

Chicken Burger is ranked 178,659^th in the world and 22^nd in Mandala for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.