The Medieval Metropolis of Old Thiruvananthapuram is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Old Thiruvananthapuram Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The devout population of 3.713 billion Old Thiruvananthapuramians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Thiruvananthapuram City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Old Thiruvananthapuramian economy, worth 275 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,081 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Father-son fishing trips have been banned, discarded pennies litter the streets, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and Old Thiruvananthapuram Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Thiruvananthapuram's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Thiruvananthapuram Religion.

Old Thiruvananthapuram is ranked 88,739^th in the world and 4,995^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 74,081.13 Standard Monetary Units.