Population | 5.338 billion |
Capital | New-Kaminola |
Leader | Egor from New-Kaminola |
Currency | Kalolian hryvnia |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Kalilola is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Egor from New-Kaminola with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.338 billion Kalilolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Kaminola. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalilolan economy, worth 687 trillion Kalolian hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,710 Kalolian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the atmosphere in Kalilolan boardrooms is turning more gay, t-shirts displaying a photo of Egor from New-Kaminola performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalilola's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kalilola is ranked 104,874th in the world and 2,114th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 14.61 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Kalilola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Gold Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, t-shirts displaying a photo of Egor from New-Kaminola performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, the atmosphere in Kalilolan boardrooms is turning more gay.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 93 » Drystar, Ebonhand, Curlyhoward, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Great Scapula, Sporaltryus, Legosia, Goldnation, Amerion, Purisect, Greater Lamero, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, Arscanesia, Land Without Shrimp, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Wehraboos, Tepertopia, Dhemixia, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Tsunamy, Morian, Asarana, America Gone Wrong, Altnavia, Lilli Lands, Kaoia, PenguinPies, Great Lothian, Kringalia, Farelonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Belschaft, Blipp, Farengeto, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Khnomania, Corpoterra, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, and 43 others.Dun Frest, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Purestan, Rebel-topia, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Valles Stellarum, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Hacrela, 7 Trees, Albend, Haya-Nagatoro, Poguelands, Megistos, Marre, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, Corthsri, Rotenaplistan, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, and The Lombard League.