The Free Land of Brokenhead is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 45 million Broken are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Broken economy, worth 1.57 trillion traders a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,937 traders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, Brokenhead successfully hosted the Europeia Olympics, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and Leader can cry on demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brokenhead's national animal is the Red Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brokenhead is ranked 89,237^th in the world and 584^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 86.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.