The Republic of Bramlandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Richard Bramlett with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.51 billion Bramlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The all-consuming Bramlandian economy, worth 815 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,229 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bramlandia's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bramlandia is ranked 104,629^th in the world and 8^th in The Doctor Who Universe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.41 law-abiding acts per hour.