The Dictatorship of Bormiar Card Farm 39 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.749 billion Bormiar Card Farm 39ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bormiar Card Farm 39ian economy, worth 148 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,154 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bormiar Card Farm 39 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bormiar Card Farm 39's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Bormiar Card Farm 39 is ranked 54,329^th in the world and 43^rd in Bormiar Card Farm for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,028.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.