Population | 41.97 billion |
Capital | Blogotopia City |
Leader | Ding Dong Daddy |
Currency | doobie |
Animal | hepcat |
The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.97 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 16,581 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 395,072 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, black tea is only available on the black market, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and the Blogotopian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Blogotopia is ranked 290,932nd in the world and 875th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -80.85 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the Blogotopian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, black tea is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government is reining in public spending.
- : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of An orphan.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Ding Dong Daddy's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
- : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 96 » Creeptopia, Coreras, Seantonia, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Karlando, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Zachais, Republic of Libriano, Medetas, Namakan, Seranis, The Unidet Of Life, Ilfarasia, Katitania, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Greater Theowherveld, Faradova, Cathamye, Herfenzir, Macrasetia, Aquachromia, Alski, Kaprein, Second Peenadian, Puffandria, United federation of kurdistan, Jaegerpondonia, Strigberg, Nami Bays, Flugistani, DetroitSmash, The Democratic State Of Josora, and 46 others.QuazaFire, Javaterra, Wischland, Mesyeti, Arr, Gosheon, Taiqar, Dreyas, Bear Nation, Iontan, Sillitopia, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Tausend Seen, New Veemaa, Confertia, Kyrizstanislav, Astrobolt, Milanisca, United States of Island land, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Mega Money Company TM, The Galactic American Imperium, Greater Sus, Lower Phlebacite, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, Reborn America, Creberg, Manneo Varo, Soviet Great Viet, Fractethyst, Krystalveil, Ruyna, Zebastani, Lysandrion, Oasaria, Guyana Francese, Striagro Uspil, East Harkway, Clialaad, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, Lughan, New Kowloon Bay, Eastern Tamuppy, and An orphan.