The Peenadian not The Republic of Second Peenadian is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by National Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The humorless population of 5.17 billion Peenaders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Habushtatal. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peenader economy, worth 973 trillion Peenadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,318 Peenadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, Second Peenadian has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Peenadian's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anything.

Second Peenadian is ranked 27,734^th in the world and 118^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,987.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.