The New Red Empire of Creberg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Vladislav II with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.651 billion bergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Святлоно. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bergian economy, worth 279 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,538 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, one does not simply walk into the tundra, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Creberg is ranked 36,403^rd in the world and 140^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,617.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.