Population | 2.498 billion |
Capital | Downtown Pindinghall |
Leader | John Paul Smith |
Faith | Hernan Lorccan |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Rust Programmer |
The Holy Empire of Mesyeti is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Paul Smith with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.498 billion Yetis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Downtown Pindinghall. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Mesyetian economy, worth 146 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,461 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, auditors are gutting every governmental department, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, and women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesyeti's national animal is the Rust Programmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hernan Lorccan.
Mesyeti is ranked 143,105th in the world and 413th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,370.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mesyeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Mesyeti was endorsed by The Free Land of L I N K I N P A R K.
- : Following new legislation in Mesyeti, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
- : Mesyeti endorsed The Armed Republic of An orphan.
- : Mesyeti endorsed The Holy Empire of Eastern Tamuppy.
- : Mesyeti endorsed The New Red Empire of Creberg.
- : Mesyeti endorsed The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay.
- : Mesyeti was endorsed by The Armed Republic of An orphan.
- : Mesyeti was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Eastern Tamuppy.
- : Mesyeti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Food Quality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 58 » Free Land of Rebellium, Blogotopia, The Soylent Green Party, Arr, Faradova, Dustwind, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Macrasetia, Aquachromia, Wischland, Seranis, Milanisca, Bear Nation, Taiqar, Volsordia, Franconia and Bavaria, Republic of Ash-Land, Izaiya, Danyl, Vallis Poenina, Coreras, Flugistani, Ilfarasia, Nami Bays, Sillitopia, Dreyas, Republic of Libriano, Evertopia, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Astrobolt, Greater Sus, Ear Exploder 9000, Telseria, Chip Skylark, Mastodonia, Old Atlantica, QuazaFire, United States of Island land, Alski, North Southumberland, The Galactic American Imperium, Namakan, Greater Granskiye, Goat Republic, Killettland, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Tausend Seen, Manneo Varo, and 8 others.Greater Theowherveld, Guyana Francese, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, New Kowloon Bay, Creberg, An orphan, and L I N K I N P A R K.