The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon Government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.695 billion Sheep are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Besot Bucolic of Brawnian economy, worth a remarkable 8,216 trillion Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 417,176 Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,905,075 per year while the poor average 3,783, a ratio of 1,032 to 1.

Dream holidays often go awry, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Besot Bucolic of Brawn's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Besot Bucolic of Brawn is ranked 16,798^th in the world and 2^nd in the realm of insanity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.47 law-abiding acts per hour.