The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.313 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 20,602 trillion blood bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 637,585 blood bags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,761,416 per year while the poor average 50,118, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, organ donation is compulsory, and in a fit of passion Nakina Zorwyn has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 340,354^th in the world and 6^th in the realm of insanity for Most Pacifist, with 1.02 cheeks turned per day.