Population | 22.165 billion |
Capital | Alfenheim |
Leader | Tommy Wiseau |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Zenni |
Animal | Flying turtle |
The Democratic Republic of Beazlend is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tommy Wiseau with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.165 billion Beazlendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfenheim. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Beazlendian economy, worth a remarkable 5,717 trillion Zennis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,955 Zennis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, the internal market is thriving, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, and most ambassadors from Beazlend retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beazlend's national animal is the Flying turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.
Beazlend is ranked 1,864th in the world and 3rd in The Atheist Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 147.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Beazlend was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Beazlend was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Beazlend was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Beazlend was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Beazlend was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : The Corporate Territory of SaederKrupp was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Beazlend, curing 34 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Arutiise.