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Most Developed: 529thHealthiest Citizens: 573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 596th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there
Tommy Wiseau
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Superpower
WA Delegate
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Economy
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Beazlend

Population16.016 billion

CapitalAlfenheim
LeaderTommy Wiseau
FaithAtheism

CurrencyZenni
AnimalFlying turtle

The Democratic Republic of Beazlend is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tommy Wiseau with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.016 billion Beazlendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfenheim. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Beazlendian economy, worth a remarkable 3,775 trillion Zennis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,753 Zennis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the Beazlend Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beazlend's national animal is the Flying turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Beazlend is ranked 228,130th in the world and 14th in The Atheist Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -676.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Developed: 529thHealthiest Citizens: 573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 596thMost Subsidized Industry: 692ndMost Efficient Economies: 735thHighest Food Quality: 841stMost Inclusive: 1,018thSmartest Citizens: 1,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,198thMost Cultured: 1,384thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,457thLargest Governments: 1,470thBest Weather: 1,608thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,680thLowest Crime Rates: 1,836thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,268thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,273rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,301stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,553rdMost Secular: 2,957thMost Influential: 3,089thSafest: 3,174thMost Armed: 3,338thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,424thHighest Economic Output: 3,441stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,450thHighest Average Incomes: 4,209thNicest Citizens: 5,811thMost Stationary: 5,897thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,771stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,856thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,845thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,598thLargest Populations: 15,147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,264thHighest Drug Use: 18,484thMost Income Equality: 22,179th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, the Beazlend Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Beazlend voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Toxic Heavy Metals Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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