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Governor: The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia

WA Delegate: The Democratic Republic of Beazlend (elected )

Founder: The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia

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Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 235th Highest Economic Output: 381st Highest Poor Incomes: 431st+37
Most Influential: 449th Smartest Citizens: 452nd Most Cultured: 461st Most Advanced Public Education: 488th Most Advanced Public Transport: 514th Lowest Crime Rates: 563rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 567th Most Scientifically Advanced: 630th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 634th Largest Governments: 652nd Highest Average Incomes: 723rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 731st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 752nd Largest Publishing Industry: 757th Most Valuable International Artwork: 795th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 797th Most Beautiful Environments: 805th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 822nd Most Corrupt Governments: 838th Healthiest Citizens: 840th Most Secular: 914th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 986th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,027th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,055th Most Inclusive: 1,140th Nudest: 1,216th Highest Food Quality: 1,230th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,378th Largest Populations: 1,429th Most Nations: 1,465th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,543rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,555th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,827th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,843rd Most Developed: 1,913th Most Armed: 2,753rd Most Patriotic: 2,914th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Atheist Empire!

This region is the new and improved version of Atheist Empire - please endorse Beazlend!

Creator Deity: Pasta Pharia
Prophet of the Lord: Beazlend

April Fool dispensers to be installed shortly...

SONG OF THE WEEKLinkMonsters Ball by Butcher Babies

Regional Anthem
LinkImagine

All song of the week recommendations go to Beazlend or Arutiise

We have a discord server! Please TG Beazlend for the link to the server.
LinkRegional Map; New members must reside in the region for a month before claiming a spot on the map. TG an officer to make your claim!

Featured on April 17 2016, May 20 2020, and September 12 2024


Map

This is the map of The Atheist Empire created by The Democratic Republic of Beazlend . It has 0 estimated diplomatic weight behind it, the most in The Atheist Empire. It is one of 2 maps of The Atheist Empire.

Embassies: Philosophy 115, The Socialist States of the Philippines, Union of Socialist Soviet Republics, The Illuminati, Hollow Point, Florida, Scandinavia, Trade Federation, United Federation of Planets, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Australia, Ivory Tower, Laissez Faireholm, The Satanic Cathedral, Groland, Hippy Haven, and 21 others.Genuan Rebirth, France, Federation of Planets Headquarters, International German Coalition, The Dirt Alliance, The Bar on the corner of every region, Ruritania, Hell, The World of Remnant, The Great Universe, Gypsy Lands, Misanthropic Bloc, Union of Nationalists, Citadel of Ricks, Realm of Unrestricted Science, Gay Equality, Krillin, Fredonia, The Slide Countries, nya Skandinavien, and The United Islands of the Atlantic.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Map, and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Atheist Empire contains 15 nations, the 1,465th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in The Atheist Empire

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, The Atheist Empire is ranked 235th in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nuhaatyc Republic of ArutiiseCorrupt Dictatorship“No sense or purpose in their deaths.”
2.The Oppressed Peoples of SlimweenerIron Fist Consumerists“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
3.The Consumerist Zombie Horde of GargoliaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Be happy in your work. Dismissed!”
4.The Corporate Territory of SaederKruppFather Knows Best State“Oh please, do deal with a Dragon”
5.The Land of Precious Metals and of SilverbugsCivil Rights Lovefest“I used to never finish anything, but now I”
6.The Second Chance of RU-486Democratic Socialists“Take two and don't call me in the morning.”
7.The Rather Unusual Madhouse of Barbarian EuropeCorporate Police State“Im in ur base killin ur d00dz”
8.The Most Serene Republic of FaithlessCivil Rights Lovefest“No faith here...”
9.The Brotherhood of The Iron KnightsAuthoritarian Democracy“Honour, Justice, Technology”
10.The Constitutional Republic of ZargomieDemocratic Socialists“Easy living”
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Regional Happenings

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The Atheist Empire Regional Message Board

As a train pulls into the The Atheist Empire train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at The Atheist Empire station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the The Atheist Empire station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on):

Banned From Traveling On The Featured Region Express: Depends

Coach Class: Dead region/region with little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, a resident of the region notices the region is featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, Bite My Biscuits rated this region Legendary, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Seat Upgrade: If a region is featured on a holiday, the members of that region will automatically get a region score (seat) upgrade. For example: If a region is featured on Christmas Day, instead of getting, let's say for example, Coach Class, the region would instead get Premium Coach Class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook, And The Featured Region Book, For Letting Me Use His "Rank Boosting" System Idea.

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Coach Class (Dead Region)

A huge shape appears on the horizon, glowing faintly. It slowly gets closer and closer until it is hovering above today's featured region, The Atheist Empire.
Suddenly, a flurry of small aircraft descends on The Athiest Empire, bringing goods to trade from the many places that The Wad has visited.
They also bring a gift for Pasta Pharia, a giant eraser with the words "Congrats on becoming a featured region and remember, avoid having small pieces of eraser shavings."
Later in the day, The Wad departs, headed to The West Atlantic to further trade goods. On behalf of Waddy Mac Waddface, until we meet again!

A late thank you to all the folks who stopped by to congratulate us on our being featured! I really didn't think we'd get featured again but it's a very pleasant surprise

Arutiise wrote:A late thank you to all the folks who stopped by to congratulate us on our being featured! I really didn't think we'd get featured again but it's a very pleasant surprise

I guess it happens once every 4 or 5 years.

Regarding the poll, most years we end up going the cure route. We have done the beat them route a couple of times but never join them route. Whichever one we end up agreeing is the one we must stick with, anyone found not following it will be temporarily banned from the region.

Let's go for beat, see how low we can keep the overall death toll

As I said, joining the side that has absolutely everything rigged in its favour is rather pointless.
Should we ever decide to go this route, I won't go against you, I wouldn't participate at all.
The only thing I could see where it isn't pointless is a free-for-all do what you want.

Oh like an intra-region vs match?
I actually wouldn't be against doing something like that, zombies side and a human side. Humies could work together or split into kill/cure camps, could be a fun little bit of light RP

Arutiise wrote:Oh like an intra-region vs match?
I actually wouldn't be against doing something like that, zombies side and a human side. Humies could work together or split into kill/cure camps, could be a fun little bit of light RP

Exactly.

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