The Holy Socialism Empire of North Korea is best is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 502 million North Korea is bestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong North Korea is bestian economy, worth 33.7 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,040 Nukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea is best's national animal is the Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korea is best is ranked 221,066^th in the world and 4,204^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.