The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prezydent Iga Świątek with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, vat-grown people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.546 billion Nowa Europeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 4,829 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,534 banknotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, preservative-laden Nowa Europan cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 586^th in the world and 19^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,147.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.