The Long and Winding Pavement of Allison Road is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.501 billion Roadies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Allison economy, worth a remarkable 3,741 trillion Gin Blossoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,444 Gin Blossoms, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,634 per year while the poor average 24,818, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffer-driven limousines, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Allison Road was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O', and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Allison Road's national animal is the Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Allison Road is ranked 203,093^rd in the world and 15^th in The Respected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 841.96 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.