The Federation of Alans Land is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the National Assembly with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 7.991 billion Alans Landians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alans Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,452 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the Alans Landian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown. Alans Land's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alans Land is ranked 291,743^rd in the world and 4,116^th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.16 kickbacks per hour.