The Empire of Alaninia is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.9 billion Alaninians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alaninia City. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alaninian economy, worth 645 trillion Als a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,724 Als, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, Leader can cry on demand, and the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alaninia's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alaninia is ranked 23,468^th in the world and 1,597^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.06 law-abiding acts per hour.