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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,713thSafest: 4,332ndBest Weather: 5,547th
The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of
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Altiora Peto
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Population5.025 billion



The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.025 billion Agalaesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deiliannis. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Agalaesian economy, worth 268 trillion Agalaors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,338 Agalaors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and hotels often double as quarantine zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agalaesia's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Elfism.

Agalaesia is ranked 11,096th in the world and 257th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,631.58 Tourists Per Hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 3,713thSafest: 4,332ndBest Weather: 5,547thMost Pacifist: 6,692ndNicest Citizens: 7,533rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,746thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,183rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,897thHealthiest Citizens: 10,374thMost Influential: 10,728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,243rdTop
Most Inclusive: 12,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,493rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,716thMost Income Equality: 15,277thMost Cultured: 15,916thMost Secular: 16,890thSmartest Citizens: 19,066thLowest Crime Rates: 19,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,406th
Least Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionSafest: 101st in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 137th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 146th in the regionNicest Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 195th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 220th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Inclusive: 236th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 257th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 295th in the regionMost Cultured: 314th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 315th in the regionMost Income Equality: 326th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 338th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 388th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 388th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 525th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 550th in the regionMost Secular: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 621st in the region

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