The Republic of ABC123 83 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 9.271 billion ABC123 83ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The ABC123 83ian economy, worth 353 trillion efwefs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,132 efwefs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied wefw, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and a major religion has been named as ABC123 83's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABC123 83's national animal is the wefw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ABC123 83 is ranked 108,137^th in the world and 2,334^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.91 law-abiding acts per hour.