The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.794 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 6,496 trillion Emeseses Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 439,158 Emeseses Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, people talk about things being better when men were men, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 825^th in the world and 35^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,045.82 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.