The RMBer Republic of Attestaltarragaby is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edward Chan with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.626 billion Attestaltarragabyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saintinia. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Attestaltarragabyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 294,598 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the Army mostly consists of colonial subjects, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Attestaltarragaby's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Attestaltarragaby is ranked 4,518^th in the world and 128^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 590.63 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.