The Most Serene Republic of Ulinzistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Uz Canccha with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.57 billion Ulinzistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonlundeil. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ulinzistani economy, worth 182 trillion Cetens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,075 Cetens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers are celebrating Uz Canccha saving over a million cats from trees, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and Ulinzistan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulinzistan's national animal is the White Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Starelooid.

Ulinzistan is ranked 254,570^th in the world and 3,179^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.62 flags saluted per person per day.