The Federation of Lunder is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Gui with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.76 billion Lunderiese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xeneto. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunderiese economy, worth 302 trillion steles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,087 steles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, President Gui can cry on demand, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lunder's national animal is the Night Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Lunder is ranked 54,096^th in the world and 348^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 25.79 flags saluted per person per day.