The Most Holy Republic of Ansstatt is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by MB Alois Horkheimer with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 884 million Ansstattors are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gesalbtesland. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ansstattic economy, worth 112 trillion Annsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 127,611 Annsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, and education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ansstatt's national animal is the Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ansstatt is ranked 36,374^th in the world and 240^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 34.38 flags saluted per person per day.