The United States of Conservative America 1776 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.923 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Conservative America 1776ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,935 trillion USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,181 USDS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 846,576 per year while the poor average 53,016, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, military funding has been stripped back, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Conservative America 1776's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conservative America 1776 is ranked 145,846^th in the world and 317^th in United States of America for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,299.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.