Population | 15.675 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | Donald Trump |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | USD |
Animal | Eagle |
The United States of Conservative America 1776 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Donald Trump with a fair hand, and notable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.675 billion Americans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Conservative America 1776ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,868 trillion USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,802 USDS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,160,029 per year while the poor average 31,242, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.
Anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, every week is blindness awareness week, and among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conservative America 1776's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Conservative America 1776 is ranked 121,373rd in the world and 508th in United States of America for Most Stationary, with 291.81650073732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
- : Conservative America 1776 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest and the Top 5% for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.