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Most Nations: 368th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 497th Rudest Citizens: 508th+17
Most Valuable International Artwork: 563rd Highest Crime Rates: 575th Most Avoided: 637th Most Armed: 760th Fattest Citizens: 896th Most Rebellious Youth: 977th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,086th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,166th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,189th Largest Retail Industry: 1,469th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,729th Largest Black Market: 1,754th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,863rd Nudest: 2,046th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,331st Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,724th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,838th
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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.



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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 74 nations, the 368th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 3,236th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic Technomancy of GurklandLeft-Leaning College State“Ab ovo usque ad mala”
2.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsAnarchy“The car won't start!”
3.The Grand Combine of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
4.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
5.The Never-ending Reign of The Nowhere KingFather Knows Best State“Crazy, but that's how it goes”
6.The Region of AbsolniaLeft-Leaning College State“With our power, we can defy all, even death.”
7.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeCorporate Bordello“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
8.The Imperial Administration of KaidiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Casurrda sciv Notten vastriis e Imperia Kaidia!”
9.The Trade Federation of Ming HetsestriaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis”
10.The Unified State of KabravoskCorporate Police State“Come to the basement. It's a wonderful place.”
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Bad Bread wrote:Should those with a greater ability to pay receive better healthcare?

My brain is simply too degraded and riddled with parasites to produce opinions on such matters, although I am of the general belief that the notion of “payment” should be abolished all together. Wouldn’t that make everything easier? It would make my life easier.

Bad Bread wrote:Should those with a greater ability to pay receive better healthcare?

Should they? No, I don't think so. But do they already? Yes. The right amount of money can get you just about the best of anything. Do I think we can change that in any meaningful or worthwhile way? No, not really. Even before money, humans tend to reciprocate what others can do for them. The one who holds the food or other goods has the power to demand what they want. I think as long as everyone has access to at least adequate healthcare that's about the best we can really ask for.

In an ideal world though, you'd get the healthcare you need without regard for money at all.

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Zany Zanes can pick a winner.

Alta Sil wrote:SECOND: Please congratulate CSharpa for their riveting contribution to the contest:

Well, now you’re in Second! How does it feel to move up in the contest? Because ZZ has judged the last few contests and probably has an indent of the Tiara upon the crown of their shadowy head, I’ll leave it up to them to decide whether they want to bequeath the burden of judging to you. Who knows, instead of creating poetry, you might find judging to be horrendous fun!

At this point, I should be awaiting to stand upon the top of the poetry pedestal.

Edit: Agh, 5 hours late. I'll get it next time...

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has ended. Zany Zanes can pick a winner.

The bartender moans, the tiara on their head aggravating a horrible headache.

Alright, let's pass off this curse-...I mean, pick the winner.

Alta Sil wrote:Something fetid rises from the kitchen
A stench so vile
Its reach defiles
The rankest depths of Hell’s perdition

Barkeep, mercy, I implore
Please keep shut that kitchen door!

Take a deep sigh of relief! You have been spared! I do love your rhymes here and wonderfully accurate depiction of our less than lovely kitchen atmosphere! Amazing work! Congratulations!

Brocklandia wrote:Then here's my entry for Third Place.
_____

This may or may not be a poem.
It may or may not win Third.

If you leave the milk out too long,
It may or may not become curd.

Shoulda thought this through better.
This is definitely a turd.

Love the rhyming! Your distinct and purposeful lack of clarification throughout the first two stanzas really captured the theme of keeping things in suspense! Congratulations! Let us know if you accept the curse or choose to inflict it upon your luckier fellow contestant!

The Grimm Reaper wrote:THE REAPING, COLLECTING, AND GUIDING OF SOULS TAKES ME TO ALL PLACES, MANY OF THEM FULL OF LIFE, ONLY LESS THAT WHICH HAS JUST DEPARTED THE LIVING WORLD. I'M NOT USUALLY IN PLACES LESS ACTIVE THAN A GRAVEYARD, UNLESS IT IS TO COLLECT THE SOUL OF AN UNFORTUNATE GRAVEDIGGER, OR TO WITNESS THE PASSING OF THAT WORM OR MAGGOT CAUGHT BY THE EARLY BIRD.

Amazing! I love the imagery! Very poetic! Really rolls through your mind in a most pleasant manner! Congratulations!

The shadows slide the tiara to the winner and the bartender crashes for an afternoon nap.

Zany Zanes wrote:
Love the rhyming! Your distinct and purposeful lack of clarification throughout the first two stanzas really captured the theme of keeping things in suspense! Congratulations! Let us know if you accept the curse or choose to inflict it upon your luckier fellow contestant!

Thank you, but I'm going to decline the horror honor of judging.

Zany Zanes wrote:
Amazing! I love the imagery! Very poetic! Really rolls through your mind in a most pleasant manner! Congratulations!

Hey, Grimm, wanna trade?

*Swipes The Grimm Reaper's Third Place trophy and runs into the basements to hide!*

Congrats Brock Alta Sil. Since Brocklandia has provided a bribe legitimate reason to not judge, you have the option of judging. Let us know.

*The dog takes Ratfink to the freezer*

*The goats make Blooperia disappear*

Zombie Dog wrote:*The dog takes Ratfink to the freezer*

Zombie Goats wrote:*The goats make Blooperia disappear*

The bartender watches quietly while wiping down the counter and the shadows set out a couple bowls of brains for the bars hardworking corpse cleanup crew.

May want to set Ratfink in the back, out of Cheffy's sight at least for a little while. Just in case our resident rodent reappears when he realizes the world didn't actually end.

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