Governor: 
The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the Corner
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the Corner
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, Legion of the Cuke, and Order of the Southern North.
Tags: Isolationist, Magical, Minuscule, Outer Space, Pacifist, Password, Serious, and Social.
Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner contains 5 nations, the 3,726th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Crime Rates in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sighs of The Whisperer in the Darkness | Democratic Socialists | “Strange things have had a chance to settle and linger” | |
| 2. |  The Herd of Zombie Goats | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Moo?” | |
| 3. |  The Restroom lurking threat of Brasilistani Crocodiles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Snap !!!” | |
| 4. |  The Endless Food Preparations of The Chef of the Bar | Anarchy | “Food!” | |
| 5. | The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the Corner | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't feed the Cthulhu in the Restroom!” |
Regional Happenings
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The Racist Commune of Thermopylae of the region Volkisch Sparta proposed constructing embassies.
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The Commonwealth of Australjapan of the region Hyperborea proposed constructing embassies.
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The United Berber States of Alezabar of the region Barbaria proposed constructing embassies.
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The Sighs of The Whisperer in the Darkness arrived from Wasteland.
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The Fleet Alliance of Xvraks of the region Realm of the Whispering Winds proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Endless Food Preparations of The Chef of the Bar arrived from Region Number 8.
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The THE Replubic of THE Trash of the region Trashland proposed constructing embassies.
- : Ravendead of the region Region of Poe proposed constructing embassies.
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The Tajik Frontier of The Panjshir Valley of the region Panjshir Valley proposed constructing embassies.
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The Herd of Zombie Goats arrived from The Bar on the corner of every region.
Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner Regional Message Board
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Directs a penniless hobo that 'just wanted to use the toilet' towards the cubicle nearest the broken sink where the Brasilistani Crocodiles lurk...
Washes hands while listening to the screams.
So Misser Brocklandia, I no longer need these...
Hands over the blackmarket copy of the keys to the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner.
...I will ofcourse still be of service here.
Throws a couple bottles of Fabuloso into the waiting maw of Cthulhu.
See ya sometime.
Brocklandia and TheOrc
Throws a couple bags of urinal cakes to Cthulhu.
Drops a bucket of whitebait for Zombie Penguins.
Throws Cthulhu some urinal cakes and a bottle of Fabuloso.
Directs a penniless hobo that 'just wanted to use the toilet' towards the cubicle nearest the broken sink where the Brasilistani Crocodiles lurk...
Washes hands while listening to the screams.
This is fun isn't it Brocky and Zanes?
Yes--especially the screams part. Sometimes, when a few of them are screaming in unison, they almost hit the same chord progression as Pachebel's Canon in D, only with less pitch control. But I suppose being eaten alive by Brasilistani Crocodiles does make concentrating a bit of a challenge.
I am in no way connected to one of the Bar's only human staffers. Nope, no connection at all.
Alright, I'll take your word for it.
Cthulhu will vouch for me ... If ze doesn't eat us all first.
whispering
Oh Cthulhu, please forgive me for what I’m about to do to this stall!
🙏
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