The Federation of Sycruliovin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Emiliano Chijany with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.292 billion Sycruliovinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rybi Ayada. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sycruliovinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,358 trillion monetaes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,668 monetaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, and Sycruliovinian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycruliovin's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Sycruliovin is ranked 13,837^th in the world and 388^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 56.09 flags saluted per person per day.